Summer Fashion Hall of Fame
Fashion experts at Debenhams have come up with a spectacular summer fashion hall of shame, top ten fashion faux pas for men and women. Us Brits openly admit that when it comes to summer, fashion goes out the window, and here are the top examples of summer fashion gone wrong.
Top of the male ‘What Not to Wear’ list were tight fitting trunks, closely followed by socks and sandal in second place. Pop of the women’s list, were hipster jeans which show off women’s muffin tops (overhang).
Top ten items for women to avoid:
- Muffin Tops
- Fat women with their navel pierced
- Thongs on the beach
- Henna tattoos
- Braided hair
- Saggy Bikinis
- Middle aged women in mini skirts
- Belly Tops
- Bra-less women
- Jelly Shoes
Top ten items for men to avoid:
- Speedos
- Socks and Sandals
- Sarongs
- Handkerchief on head
- Union Jack shorts
- Bum bags
- Men with nipple piercings
- Football shirts
- Cycling shorts
- Crocs
Looking stylish abroad should be very important, it is a time to represent our great nation to the rest of the world, and yet Brits still up to the beach in socks and sandal, saggy bikinis and cycling shorts. We don’t dress for our age either, far too often middle aged women are seen wearing mini skirts and old men think they can get away with speedos and thongs.
It’s time to replace those hideous jelly shoes and crocs with stylish flip flops. Other items to leave at home (or in the bin) are bun bags, handkerchiefs (for the head), Union Jack shorts, men’s sarongs nipple piercings.
These days there is no excuse for these fashion crimes. A kaftan is flattering and covers any lumps and bumps, and this season’s maxi dress is on trend and suits every figure. Every woman will now be able to find a nice bikini or swim suit, no matter what size they are. Guys can’t go wrong either with a pair of long shorts and a linen shirt.
